Brent Fauve can go smoke a turd in hell. I’ve had it with this half man/half Golden Retriever. Let him go into the Pro Football Hall of Fame as a Minnesota Viking. Or better yet, an Atlanta Falcon. Because it’s official: he has pissed away his legacy as a Green Bay Packer.
Let Brent’s cerebral coach Brad Childress give his induction speech. Other worthy candidates for induction-speech privileges on the inevitable blessed day are Zack Brett Mangini (who will be 16 or 17 at the time), Phil Loadholt or Brent Fauve’s former Atlanta Falcon teammate, “Neon” Deion Sanders.
A few questions I have for Brent after his second win over the Green Bay Packers:
- Are you happy?
- Did all of your manipulative, attention-getting shenanigans from the past year and a half provide you with a strong sense of accomplishment?
- Are you joyful, having taken a deuce on the entire state of Wisconsin?
I guess we’ll never know the answers to these probing questions because the tards that Favre grants interviews to are softball-lobbing enablers of the rambling blowhard’s narcissism.
But there is still great fun to be had at the troglodyte’s expense. I took the liberty of using an English-to-Japanese-to-English transmogrifier to distort Brent Fauve’s postgame comments from today. I think it sheds much-needed light on the dullard’s thought process:
“Too many people…I have a lot of passers-by, I want to know some good storms.”
“It was expected of me. I was probably worse in all areas. I did not expect a standing ovation. I knew her.”
“It is always difficult to lose a child. I understand. My face is people who have never been to the friction. I two backpackers…”
“They know it’s your favorite kind of mind complex…”
“Please read this buffet. Super Bowl teams…I fight with him.”
“Also, I’m not a fan of the Packers, but am changing what you know a special case of this organization. Do you miss something as soon as possible?”
“I know the stadium and I saw him play tonight…everyone is always playing in the excitement and passion for his game.”
“Except, I do not intend to change the game. Many people have praised me for my career…That’s all I can do…Unchanged.”
Well said, asshole!
