It’s Time to Have a REAL Discussion About Vaccines and
Why They Are Not Super Impressive Things
by Bill Maher
5th Hour Science/REAL TIME
Dr. Shermer is wrong that vaccines are amazing things of science. I don’t think they are “amazing” all. Quite the contrary. I think they are “un-amazing.” I say this as someone of higher than decent intelligence. For instance, I am friends with Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris, two of the smartest people on the World. And they agree with everything I say, pretty much, so for Dr. Shermer to insult me on the Huffington Post is ridiculously wrong.
Dr. Shermer and “skeptics” wouldn’t know their way around Los Angeles if you spotted them two hookers and a Scientologist!
I hate to say it, but they are losers; if they were at one of my parties talking about “strawmen” and ”Ahkam’s Razor,” the chicks would look at them like “Who are these assholes?” Am I right? Give me a break, people.
Seriously, though, I made a movie about religion and it showed how dumb people are. The movie got me the 2009 Richard Dawkins Knowledge Trophy; so I think I’m qualified to speak intelligently. If you listen to my TV audiences, they are laughing really hard. They cheer for my opinions, my intelligent opinions. I would invite pro-vaccination people to debate me on the show, in front of a tough crowd and live audience, with some REAL scientific guests who know their stuff. Men of science like Dr. Russell Blaycock and Barbara Loe Fisher.
When I went on LETTERMAN the other night, Dave was smart enough to know my opinion was correct. People in the business and people of Los Angeles know that mainstream America’s views are harmful and fucked up. Aggregate toxicity is running amok in America’s Heartland. The average Minnesota farmer would rather eat Big Macs off a horse’s ass than drink a seaweed nutrient shake because “it’s too effeminate! Like quiche! How faggy!”
Assholes, SHUT UP! Go to your effing tea parties already with your Freedom Fries!
Just kidding! I kid the tea farmers and their intake of fast-food toxins!
But, in summation, here’s a New Rule: If you think that talking about logical fallacies will prevent you from getting fellated on a given night, then shut the fuck up!
Thanks, you’ve been a great audience. Goodnight, folks.
