Iced Borscht

The previous post bleeds into this one, although this time I’m exploring the statistical crevices and crannies of the United States and the United States alone.

Did you know that…

• Pennsylvania is ablaze with arson deaths;
• The good people of Ohio spend a lot of time at the library;
• There’s a whole lot of bookmobiles in Kentucky;
• More pedestrians bite the dust in D.C. than anywhere else;
• The most economic growth occurs in Arizona;
• A lot of people in Georgia are bankrupt;
• People in D.C. have a very low suicide rate;
• There’s lots of extra blubber in Mississippi;
• West Virgina is a paradisaical place for smokeless tobacco users;
• It’s not wise to underestimate the number of alligator attacks in Texas;
• Chlamydia reigns in Alaska;
• A lot of people in Utah have stairs that don’t reach the attic;
• Wisconsin is your national leader in binge drinking;
• People in Idaho definitely don’t like killing babies;
• There’s a whole lot of prescription drug transactions in Tennessee;
• The Nordic peoples of Minnesota enjoy jogging and fitness activities;
• The abortion-tourism industry is on fire in both D.C. and Kansas;
• New Hampshire has off-the-charts livability;
• Many Nevada marriages end in despair; and
• Mississippi hate crimes are essentially non-existent.