Iced Borscht

Sunday Morning Link Salad.

• Randomize lists of anything here.
• There are more synonyms for testicle than you know.
• The same applies to sugar cookies and gluteal-sitting hemispheres.
• “You like Kafka’s experiments with Yiddish themes too?? That’s hott.”
• Fantasy sports, the Supreme Court and you.
• Wedding dresses made from toilet paper.
• Excellent Tim Cavanaugh piece on why liking Glenn Beck is no big deal
• When in Albuquerque, worship at the Church of Beethoven.
• What is the “light fandango” anyway?
• And what the hell was Night Ranger singing about? “You’re motoring“?
• Man takes Daniel Pinchbeck to task for indulging lunatics.
• Sex, gurgitation and shame.
• Swim in an ocean of aquatic porn at Aqua Bank.
• John Horgan: How to wire your brain for divine illumination.
• Photos of dictators’ private jets.
• Robots everyone would like to shag.
• VORTEX OF DOOM!
• Subterranean Swiss homes.
• Phytoplankton seen from space.

And finally…

• Pravda barely conceals its excitement with “proof” of USA’s imminent demise:

“Things have gotten so bad in Camden, New Jersey that not even the drug dealers are spending their money anymore.”