Sunday Morning Link Salad.
- Randomize lists of anything here.
- There are more synonyms for testicle than you know.
- The same applies to sugar cookies and gluteal-sitting hemispheres.
- “You like Kafka’s experiments with Yiddish themes too?? That’s hott.”
- Fantasy sports, the Supreme Court and you.
- Wedding dresses made from toilet paper.
- Excellent Tim Cavanaugh piece on why liking Glenn Beck is no big deal
- When in Albuquerque, worship at the Church of Beethoven.
- What is the “light fandango” anyway?
- And what the hell was Night Ranger singing about? “You’re motoring“?
- Man takes Daniel Pinchbeck to task for indulging lunatics.
- Sex, gurgitation and shame.
- Swim in an ocean of aquatic porn at Aqua Bank.
- John Horgan: How to wire your brain for divine illumination.
- Photos of dictators’ private jets.
- Robots everyone would like to shag.
- VORTEX OF DOOM!
- Subterranean Swiss homes.
- Phytoplankton seen from space.
And finally…
- Pravda barely conceals its excitement with “proof” of USA’s imminent demise:
“Things have gotten so bad in Camden, New Jersey that not even the drug dealers are spending their money anymore.”
Laughed out loud at “Extreme Insertions”.
And still. WTF is “motoring”? I get that it’s his sister and I can imagine it’s her and her friends cruising, and might even be a metaphor for revving up to get some, but it’s the worst intro to a chorus EVAR. I didn’t even know until a few years ago what it really was. It was one of those songs I just mouthed the words, like I knew what I was singing. (Kind of like the BeeGee’s “You Should Be Dancing”.
Man, Angelina looks hot in ANY color.